PJ (Pun Jokes)

1. Why wouldn't the american girl go out with a british man?

- because they had different "dating" conventions..

2. Why did the acid not indulge in the pleasures of chemical reaction to give out a new product?

- because it was "ascetic" acid.


3.Why was the lawyer angry when his name appeared in small letters ?
- because he was sensitive to "cases".


Author: Chetan

dear-dare

When you call your other half dear, is it because she is precious or because its expensive to sustain her.
Courtesy: WordWeb (Dear=Having a high price)

food for thought

An apple a day keeps the doctor away....why?
Because just an apple a day will cause starvation (which is not a disease ) and hence nothing left for the doctor to do.

The His Logic

1 Girl Many Boys: FOLLOWhER
1 Boy Many Girls: LEADhER
The winner HERo ,rest left in the HERd

country-puns

GALLway is in IREland
NETHERland is another name for HELLand