Politics pun-ished :-)

Politricks. It takes place in the parleyment where two factions  try to negotiate the country. One is the ruling party on one end of the see-saw and the other the opposition party and rest the audience. Like the see-saw,stability is unstable.It has two houses, one the house of the pee-pole( it really stinks) and the council of states(bad,worse,worst). Lok Sabha is headed by a speaker(misnomer because the opportunity of speaking is minimal).Rajya Sabha is headed by the chairman(which again is a misnomer because he hardly has the opportunity to be a man on the chair while controlling 250 sinister oh! minister).They all meet for cession of parliamentary duties thus establishing demoncracy.

with pun's presense felt..

1)20-20 is all about scores.

2)drinking spirit does lift ones spirit

3)Flash and Flush is all about faces :P 

4)Deep inside I feel that I am a shallow thinker.

Dont be attacking, be dePUNsive....

1)The aerialist knew how to keep up his performance.

2)On entering the interview ,he was dumb-struck to see the panel.During the interviewhe was tongue-tied.On hearing about his selection,his joy was tongueless.

3)STUDENTS LIFE

insert(books)->enter(school)->pgup->pgdown->break->esc(some do)->pgup->pgdn->end->home.Print scrn->ctrl+c ->ctrl+v (nextday). Some are F9 with it while some F8(F-ight) with it. But in the end none can alt or shift the ctrl of it.

4)The chinaman who worked as a bouncer, was bowled over by a maiden and he couldn't get over her.

5)the boxer was known for his punch lines

Pun-time

1.Working out works out only if u can work out the work out regime.


2.Yes, he did fought valiantly, but thats his-story.

3. Its tough maintain your position in this rat race world, because what matters is gnawledge.

4.In India, INDIgenous works.

5.If you want to standout in a group,you need to be thinking aHEAD.

funwithpun

Pun is a humorous play of words and here I am to head this headless thread.

[An earnest request : NO COPY PASTE ,ONLY ORIGINAL QUEST]

Here are  few of mines which I am to explode:

1)Beauty fools beautiful beauty-fools.

2)The poor man was broke while trying to make the ends meet

3)Due to his misdemeanour, the negro was blacklisted.

4)On hearing about his child feat,the amputator gave him a big hand.

5)The historian, during his Peruvian expedition, found artifacts that were incan-descent.

6)When a man marries a girl,its a miss-take.

7)He was busy buzzing off the bees.

8)During the recession, the chemist became irresolute and insolvent

9)Degrading is basically  D-grading.

10)Preparing for the 400 m hurdle race, the athlete was improving by leaps and bounds.

We will surely need a punchayat to decide the best one...So keep contributing punters..