Monday, January 10, 2011

funwithpun

Pun is a humorous play of words and here I am to head this headless thread.
[An earnest request : NO COPY PASTE ,ONLY ORIGINAL QUEST]
Here are  few of mines which I am to explode:
1)Beauty fools beautiful beauty-fools.
2)The poor man was broke while trying to make the ends meet
3)Due to his misdemeanour, the negro was blacklisted.
4)On hearing about his child feat,the amputator gave him a big hand.
5)The historian, during his Peruvian expedition, found artifacts that were incan-descent.
6)When a man marries a girl,its a miss-take.
7)He was busy buzzing off the bees.
8)During the recession, the chemist became irresolute and insolvent
9)Degrading is basically  D-grading.
10)Preparing for the 400 m hurdle race, the athlete was improving by leaps and bounds.
We will surely need a punchayat to decide the best one...So keep contributing punters..







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  2. 1.Can february march?
    -No.. but april may
    2.he had no means to live so he did a mean job but found it meaningless
    3.in exams, whether u get 25% or 5%, either way its the “shame thing”..
    4.fighting a snowman(yeti) is a big-feat..
    5.most common ailment people face during food inflation is high pulse rate.

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